A couple in a restaurant ordered a steak and wanted to carve it themselves. They said it wrong and the waiter tied a cow to the table and set a cleaver in front of them. The same couple bought a gift at a store and asked to have it wrapped. They said it wrong and the shop owner wrapped the husband on the head with a rolled up newspaper. The couple went sightseeing and asked the host for a clear sharp view to sit and take pictures and swim in the ocean. They said it wrong and the host brought them a chair with tacks on it and the wife sat down. The wife of the couple wanted tea brewed from fresh picked flowers. She said it wrong and the host started stuffing the plant and the muddy roots in the wife’s mouth.
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