Helps you sleep better ? One drink can mess up your sleep.
Makes you calm? I was more jittery after drinking.
Makes life more interesting? Being the life of the party? Being drunk at a party makes us a trained monkey in someone else’s circus.
Life’s no fun without it? I have more fun being sober. I gave up my career of being a weekly Saturday night barroom clown.
Stop drinking when you don’t have a problem. One is too many and a thousand is not enough.
see ya’ next time